if i were you

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Hey youtube, it's Trog... and today we have some sad news. I know a lot of you are going to be dissapointed to hear this, but I'M getting turned into a pig. Now, please, you *have* to understand I didn't *want*… to get turned into a pig. But this is something that *I* just have to deal with. Sorry anyways I'll have a large number six combo meal- uh OH it's happening. oink oink oink. *SQQUUEEEEAAAAALLL*. piggy piggy piggy. oinnk. Heh. *oouuuuhh*.
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your hands on my neck

your hands on my muscles

your weight on my back

it keeps me from trouble

supper mario (blue gloved) running from the lies desc